Friday, July 25, 2014

(Source: oatmeal)

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

ever-so-plucky:

Queer lady Shakespeare fancasts: Romeo and Juliet; 
            "But passion lends them power, time means, to meet
Tempering extremities with extreme sweet."

| Natasha Lyonne as Romeo | Lupita Nyong’o as Juliet | Arden Cho as Tybalt | Laverne Cox as Friar Laurence | Kristen Stewart as Benvolio | Samira Wiley as Mercutio | Lucy Liu as The Prince | Samantha Barks as Paris |

requested by shakespeareandpunk

ever-so-plucky:

Queer lady Shakespeare fancasts: Romeo and Juliet; 
            "But passion lends them power, time means, to meet
Tempering extremities with extreme sweet."
| Natasha Lyonne as Romeo | Lupita Nyong’o as Juliet | Arden Cho as Tybalt | Laverne Cox as Friar Laurence | Kristen Stewart as Benvolio | Samira Wiley as Mercutio | Lucy Liu as The Prince | Samantha Barks as Paris |
requested by shakespeareandpunk

(Source: orgasmc-humor)

Thursday, July 17, 2014

DC is not the place to move to if you have chronic anxiety about any of the following:

  • meeting/emailing people you don’t know
  • finding offices etc you’ve never been to before
  • asking people you just met to help you

I’m going to be unemployed forever. Networking is terrifying, and literally every single person I’ve talked to tells me it’s the only way to get a job here.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

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Thursday, July 10, 2014

Today in my unemployed life I

  • put an entire chips ahoy box in a mixing bowl, filled the mixing bowl with milk, and told myself this was okay because cookie crisp
  • started drinking wine from a mug at 1pm
Saturday, June 14, 2014

ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate